The Paper Quote
Emcee: This year, we have felt the loss of some of Ohio's most treasured journalists. Let us take a moment to honor them.
(Piano music plays)
Esmeralda: Good evening, my colleagues. (piano music stops) Keep playing, maestro. My name is Esmeralda Grand, and I'm so very sad for all these dead people. It's so sad to be dead. (sings) Oh, sad, dead journalist, you made your final deadline. You are gone. Sad dead journalist, you are gone. And no one will read you anymore. R.I.P.!
Quote from S01E10 - The Ohio Journalism Awards