Mare Quotes - The Paper
Mare quotes from the hit show "The Paper"
Esmeralda: I will never get a fair hearing from Ned. I mean, I could be the most amazing reporter on this planet, some people say I am. But I could never beat the sex pheromones that Mare is putting out there.
Mare: I just like being held, okay? What's the point of sleeping with someone if you can't even feel them because the bed is so big? I mean, a king bed is like, "Okay, goodnight, see you tomorrow, hope nothing bad happens to you in your sleep because I'd never know about it."
Mare: Hey, where did you get that?
Ned: Oh! Good eye. This is a 1926 Underwood Standard Portable that once belonged...
Mare: I meant the coffee. Where is there a Birch Brothers?
Ned: Just by me.
Mare: Do they offer you a nerd discount if you mention your vintage typewriter?
Mare: Screw you, that's not a valid password. I know my dog's birthday.
Mare: I just hope I have half of Barry's energy and brains when I'm 150.
Mare: I actually wrote for Stars and Stripes, the military newspaper. I was an M1 Armored Vehicle Crew Member in the Army. Esmeralda has some media experience as a contestant on a dating reality show, called Married at First Sight.
Ned: Luckily, my dad felt guilty, and he knew someone on the board of Enervate, so he kinda got the ball rolling on that. And I went out to Softees in Chicago, worked there for two years, broke every record selling toilet paper. And they said, what do you wanna do next? I picked here.
Mare: Geez. That's really inspiring for a story with that much nepotism in it.
