Adam Quotes - The Paper
Adam quotes from the hit show "The Paper"
Ned: Wish we'd get another tornado. That was fun.
Ned: We got two deaths from the tornado. We have a woman who drove into a ravine, and her car filled up with water.
Adam: That's my number one fear.
Ned: And we have a guy who got blown off a roof.
Adam: My number two fear.
Summer: You said you got a vasectomy.
Adam: I did get a vasectomy. Remember? I went to the best surgeon in Ensenada. It's next to the fish taco place. They went in through my back. Laparoscopic. I woke up in a bath of ice holding a margarita.
Barry: They swiped your kidney, kid.
Mare: Let's say Fiona Gabrini wins.
Adam: Girl power, right?
Mare: Mm-hm. Then you just drag this article that says "Gabrini wins" into that box. But if Joe White wins...
Adam: White pow... Never mind.
Adam: Okay, so everything on this guy's start paperwork seems to be false. His home phone number starts with 5-5-5, and he spelled Illinois wrong.
Adelola: I'm so tired of asking Adam to move my mouse every time I'm out on a story.
Adam: I've got my own mouse to worry about.
Adelola: (to Ned) That was kind of mean. You're mean.
Adam: Yeah. Marv was like Bambi's mom, and you were like...the gun.
Ned: It wasn't that bad, was it?
Detrick: My Nana lives in a care facility. If I caught a nurse yelling at her like that, we'd get a discount that month.
Adam: I just can't have any more kids. Four is just about manageable, because you get one per hand per adult. But five, I don't even-- I've been thinking, like, how do you even--? How do you even do that? Do you use a foot? Then people think you're kicking them?
Adam: (on the phone) Sweetie, she was a good friend of mine. Or is a good friend of mine. I just haven't seen her in years because you told me she was dead. Well, I-- I care because it's not true. You didn't just get it wrong. You told me she hit her head on a coral reef off of Komodo Island and the dragons got to what was left. It was very graphic.
Adam: (To Ned and student who is in Ned's office) Hey. Travis says that a byline is a reporter's name at the beginning of an article, but isn't a byline like the article's very last line? It's like, "Bye"?
Ned: (To the student) Don't write that down.
Ned: Remember the five W's.
Adam: Is that a gang?
Ned: No. It's, uh, who, what, when, where, why. It's what they teach you in journalism school.
Adam: So not a gang.
