Adelola Quotes - The Paper
Adelola quotes from the hit show "The Paper"
(Adelola asks Travis about the beverage container on her desk)
Adelola: Okay, dude, I don't even drink coffee, okay? And you should know this about me, so I'm sorry.
Travis: That's a chai tea latte.
Adelola: Oh. Well, damn. I love chai tea. And it's cold now. You should have told me, you know? Now I have to like nuke it in the microwave like some kind of freaking heathen. And you know that when you nuke it in a microwave, it doesn't even taste as good because it's got all these cold spots, which suck.
Travis: And it's with coconut milk, and you're welcome.
Adelola: Thank you.
Mare: Adelola. You're in charge.
Adelola: Oh, I would but my mom's visiting from Nigeria this weekend. She wants me to entertain her and listen to her stories from home. If I'm here tomorrow, I'm not gonna be able to do any of that. So... yes.
Adelola: I'm an accountant. I don't know if my computer even has any word processing software.
Adam: And they call it Dogging.
Adelola: (typing) "Slipping into a more..."
Adam: "A more canine way of being."
Adelola: "And the itch they're getting isn't from fleas."
Oscar: Um, just out of curiosity, did you guys get any quotes?
Adelola: What would the quote be? Woof?
Adelola: (aside, to the camera crew) Adam is 32. He has four kids. His wife makes them the same lunch every day. I mean, like, all of them, you know, and just sort of marches them off to work. And he just gets whatever leftovers the kids don't want. I think he was hired under some initiative that gives jobs to poor, religious people with no skills. Honestly, I can't imagine how he keeps going.
Adam: (to the camera crew) I think Adelola's a very emotional person. I catch her looking at me with tears in her eyes.
