Ned Quotes - The Paper
Ned quotes from the hit show "The Paper"
Ned: We're enjoying this meeting. Everyone sort of nodding, nodding a little bit. Yes. Yes! I am actively agreeing with you.
Ned: I started something called the "Also News." We print it right here, it's distributed only on this floor, and Adam is the star reporter for the "Also News."
Ned: Seven highly motivated, tenacious Buckeyes are out there right now, hunting for news. You'd be a fool to bet against that.
(a moment later...)
Ned: (On the phone) Hey, how much would it cost for one day of wire service? That's outrageous!
Ken: This is a treat, our commander in chief, Marv Putnam.
Marv: Not now, Ken.
Ned: When I was a kid, I didn't wanna be Superman. I wanted to be Clark Kent. 'Cause to me, Clark is the real superhero. He's saving the world too by working at a newspaper. And that to me is much more noble, and much more achievable. And I love that. And so, that's why I'm so happy to be finally here at my very own Daily Bugle or no, Daily Planet! It's the Daily Planet. Daily Bugle is Spider-Man. They're both journalists. That's kinda cool.
Ned: I do get claustrophobic. I got stuck in my neighbor's chimney playing Christmas when I was a kid. I was imagining what it was like to be Santa Claus. Let me out.
Travis: Are you being serious? Because I'm actually claustrophobic. And if you're pretending, that would be very disrespectful to the claustrophobic community.
Ned: All right, I'm not claustrophobic. But I get a little nervous in airplane bathrooms, if that counts?
