Detrick Quotes - The Paper
Detrick quotes from the hit show "The Paper"
Detrick: Last night, I had a messed up dream. There was a guy in it. He was wearing a red poncho. He handed me a robe. And he said, Brother Detrick, don this. I didn't even know I knew what "don" meant. But I-- I donned it.
Mare: So you dream-joined the cult?
Detrick: I just don't think I should go. I'm too susceptible.
Detrick: Don't drink the Kool-Aid, okay?
Mare: I won't.
Detrick: Nicole's not doing great. It was the kombucha that got her. I feel like that stuff, it does need to be refrigerated. That's why when you buy it from the store, it's always in the refrigerator.
Nicole: Okay, would you rather be able to speak to animals or speak any human language ever that you want?
Detrick: Speak to animals. No one talks to animals.
Detrick: So it was hard to crack, but I think I figured it out. So, your two truths are, you do hate camping and you are allergic to pecans. And the lie was, um, you dated a married guy.
Nicole: Yep. You nailed it.
