Nicole Quotes - The Paper
Nicole quotes from the hit show "The Paper"
Esmeralda: It's just that I think he's an incubus, like he is a sexual demon.
Nicole: Right. Hmm. Maybe that's something you should talk about with a professional.
Nicole: I know what Ken's doing. He needs a scapegoat. But guess what? Goats climb fast.
Nicole: What do you think the clog is gonna be?
Mare: Tree roots?
Nicole: My guess is restaurant grease. Travis bet me it'd be an alligator corpse.
Nicole: Esmeralda's article seems like clickbait. And yours seems like something my mom would text and it wouldn't be clear why.
Adelola: (Peering at Esmeralda in her office) Oh, she's so got catfished.
Nicole: You're burnt, Esmeralda!
Nicole: (To the camera crew) What's the beef with me and Esmeralda? Well, I made a list. She told me my voice puts her to sleep. She told me to put on blush because I blended into the white wall. I dress like I shop from a box of clothes from an estate sale for an old man who died a virgin. That one's oddly specific. Oh, yeah, and she made me buy her son a guinea pig with my own money. So, yeah, I'm gonna hit her while she's down.
Nicole: Detrick. I don't really think of him that way. My type historically has been know-it-alls who don't really like me. So pretty much the complete opposite of Detrick.
Nicole: Uh, is everything okay? Because your face is sweating and your neck is turning red.
Ned: Yeah, thank you. That's... No, that's good observing.
Esmeralda: I need you to defrost the freezer right now, immediately.
Nicole: Well, can-- Can someone else?
Esmeralda: I wish there was someone else I could trust with this. But no one defrosts like you, Nicole. You have these young, sturdy, strong wrists. I mean, Nicole, the ice melts at the sound of your footsteps.
Nicole: (to the camera crew) The freezer's probably fine, but I like to take the path of least resistance with Esmeralda. Sometimes I go limp from resisting so little. Just slide right off my chair.
Nicole: My name's Nicole Lee. I'm in "circulation." So I keep track of subscribers. I also have some additional duties for the online newspaper. Some companies today, I'm not saying us, they generate revenue by collecting information from people who visit their sites. And if any of the users accepts any cookies, their browsing history can be scraped up. You could say that we get more information from the readers than they get from us.
Nicole: Detrick thinks I'm sad all the time but actually, a lot of the times I'm just tired of pretending he cheered me up the last time.
