Barry - The Paper

Barry Quotes - The Paper

Barry quotes from the hit show "The Paper"


S01E09 - Matching Ponchos (Barry Quotes)

Esmeralda: (After kissing Barry) You have been kissing on the 17th day of the month. I command you to forsake me! Set me free, set me free, set me free. The spell is broken. (walks away)
Barry: Okay, fine.

S01E08 - Church and State (Barry Quotes)

Barry: It's a damn disaster. My girlfriend's from this neighborhood, and she's been living in my apartment this whole time.
Oscar: It is true the city is taking its time fixing the clog. Residents are stuck using porta-potties.
Barry: There's porta-potties? Come on, Roxanne.

S01E05 - Scam Alert! (Barry Quotes)

Adelola: Learning about the catfishing today has been a real eye-opener. It has given me the tools needed to extract $1400 from six old men.
Barry: (To the camera crew) I just gave Adelola $300. She doesn't know it was me. I catfished her.

S01E03 - Buddy and the Dude (Barry Quotes)

Barry: I once knocked out Muhammad Ali.
Detrick: And?
Barry: And what?

S01E01 - Pilot (Barry Quotes)

Barry: The word jumble is kind of a head-scratcher today.
Nicole: We don't have a word jumble anymore, Barry.
(Barry has been circling random words on the front page of the paper.)