The Paper Quote
Esmeralda: (At the wedding) I would like to make a toast to this beautiful, beautiful couple. (to the Groom) My love, you are much shorter, right? Oh, my God. Well, how... How does this work? Uh... Oh, okay. No, but you look beautiful. You look beautiful, and I really wish you a long marriage. You just have to tolerate sometimes his affairs because... I mean, who is in charge between you guys? (to the Bride) Probably you, right? Because of the dimensions, maybe?
Quote from S01E10 - The Ohio Journalism Awards