The Paper Quote

Detrick: I think I should've used a better wood. I used pine like a simp. I don't think she likes pine.
Travis: Nah, no, no. It's not the wood. It's the woodsman. A hand-carved bird? You might as well have carved her an engagement ring. You're freaking her out. And you're freaking me out. You're freaking Adelola out. And frankly, you're freaking out all the Softees guys back there.
Detrick: How many people know about this?
Travis: Everyone who's facing this way.

Quote from S01E04 - TTT vs the Blogger


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