S01E04 - TTT vs the Blogger

No: 4  |  Season: 1   Episode: 4  |  Air Date: 4-Sep-2025  |  Runtime: 27:36 mins

S01E04

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Summary

After learning that a snarky high schooler's blog has more readers than the paper, Ned and Esmeralda team up to embarrass the corner-cutting brat; Mare and Oscar cover a beloved music teacher's last production.

Director and Writers

Director: Paul Lieberstein
Writers: Amanda Rosenberg

Transcript

Script: S01E04 - TTT vs the Blogger

Quotes

Esmeralda: I want to apologize for Ned. He resents children, because he can't have any of his own. He sat on a stove in high school, and it was on. So Ned's a premature grandpa with his print paper, but at TTT, we are completely different. Ice cream on Thursdays, very fun, very chill vibe, a lot of rizz. Nothing suss, nothing mid, and we are also very concerned about climate change. Come intern with me. Let's collab!

Esmeralda: (Esmeralda's ideas for getting back at the teen blogger who wronged her) We cut his brakes, and then what happens after is in the hands of God. We convince him his father is not his real father. Kids hate that. We smear a little dog s**t on his retainer. Just a little teaspoon. We give him Lyme disease. I think I have the right kind of ticks.

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