The Paper Quote
Esmeralda: Wesley, hi. Ciao. This is Esmeralda Grand, managing editor of TTT Online, very cool, very sexy, very innovative. I want to apologize for Ned. He resents children because he can't have any of his own. He sat on a stove in high school. And it was on.
Ned: That's not true. That didn't happen.
Quote from S01E04 - TTT vs the Blogger