The Paper Quote
Esmeralda: (Talking about how to get revenge on Wesley) We convince him his father is not his real father. Kids hate that.
Ned: That's interesting.
Esmeralda: We smear a little dog sh*t on his retainer. Just a little teaspoon.
Ned: How would we get into his...?
Esmeralda: Through the window. We give him Lyme disease. I think I have the right kind of ticks.
Quote from S01E04 - TTT vs the Blogger