The Paper Quote
Nicole: (To the camera crew) What's the beef with me and Esmeralda? Well, I made a list. She told me my voice puts her to sleep. She told me to put on blush because I blended into the white wall. I dress like I shop from a box of clothes from an estate sale for an old man who died a virgin. That one's oddly specific. Oh, yeah, and she made me buy her son a guinea pig with my own money. So, yeah, I'm gonna hit her while she's down.
Quote from S01E05 - Scam Alert!