The Paper Quote
Ned: Oh, wow. This could be a huge story for us. This could be a three-parter. The Cleveland Plain Dealer won a Sydney award last year for my steps on the cult leader.
Adelola: Ooh! I read that. I blame the dad.
Ned: Imagine, right? The first installment, we just say the facts. Then we reveal it happened to one of our own. Part two, we publish the DMs. Can the victim ever trust again? Then, oh, my God. Part three, are our apps failing us? How can she find love now? Ah!
Adelola: Oh, God.
Detrick: She has a son too.
Ned: Oh, did he ever call him dad? Hee-hee! Four parts!
Quote from S01E05 - Scam Alert!