The Paper Quote
Adam: (on the phone) Sweetie, she was a good friend of mine. Or is a good friend of mine. I just haven't seen her in years because you told me she was dead. Well, I-- I care because it's not true. You didn't just get it wrong. You told me she hit her head on a coral reef off of Komodo Island and the dragons got to what was left. It was very graphic.
Quote from S01E05 - Scam Alert!