The Paper Quote
Mare: My building, the plumbing stopped working two days ago, and it's really disgusting.
Ned: Okay. Did you tell the landlord?
Mare: Yes, yes. It's the whole building.
Ned: God, what's that smell?
Mare: I'm doing what I can.
Ned: It's not a bad smell. If you want, you can go to my place and take a shower-- -Uh, while I stay here, I mean.
Mare: I know. Wouldn't that be weird?
Ned: No. It's easy-peasy. There's a really nice shampoo. Don't use that. There's some towels that you should hang up after-- I'll write you out a list.
Quote from S01E08 - Church and State