The Paper Quote
Ken: Man Mitts sales are already so encouraging, we have decided to expand the brand. Next stop, Kid Mitts, coming this fall. Our ad agency has been scouring Midwest middle schools looking for a "Petey, the hasty wiper." We need a little face with real star power to launch Kid Mitts, since Man Mitts is our most valuable product.
Quote from S01E08 - Church and State