The Paper Quote
Ned: (referring to the sales video) I know it's a little cheesy.
Mare: You looked like you, but like 25 percent more oily. You looked flammable. (laughs)
Ned: Okay, yeah, all right. The hair is a little bit... But the look is an important part of it so...
Mare: You looked like if Draco Malfoy had a cocaine problem.
(Laughter)
Ned: Well, it was a very demanding job, and I made a lot of money for the company. So maybe we just go back to the emails.
Mare: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I hurt your feelings.
Ned: No, no, not at all. I like it. I like being ribbed. You look like Macaulay Culkin now. You look like an asshole. It's important we can all make fun of each other. I think it's a really fun thing to do, but that's not who I am anymore, okay? Maybe we can just move on with our lives, get back to work.
Mare: Totally.
Nicole: You look like if bottle service was a person. Sorry, I haven't been able to get mine in.
Quote from S01E08 - Church and State