The Paper Quote
Ken: (to camera crew) Marv Putnam has put me in charge of doing some brand image rehabilitation for Softees after our bloody man mitts caused a bit of a sewer clog situation, allegedly. Well, Marv will finally see what old Ken Davies is capable of when he is given total control of a project. These may look like ordinary ice creams, but in actual fact, they are sample rolls of peppermint-scented toilet paper.
(KIDS SPITTING, COUGHING)
Kid: This isn't ice cream! It's toilet paper!
Mom: Why does it smell like dessert?
Ken: It's peppermint-infused tissue, madam, in the shape of the thing it smells of. What about that do you not understand?
Quote from S01E09 - Matching Ponchos