The Paper Quote
Mare: (looking at a field while driving) Hey. sheep.
Ned: Oh, that one looks like Flossie. See that one?
Mare: Flossie?
Ned: Oh, my parents got me a pet lamb when I was 7.
Mare: Wait, but I thought you grew up in Cleveland Heights.
Ned: Yeah, we went to a petting zoo and I fell in love with this lamb, and I just begged my parents to get me one for the longest time, and I kept at it, and eventually they got me Flossie.
Mare: Wow. And Flossie was a live sheep.
Ned: A lamb, yes. And she was amazing. I loved her, but she was never fully housebroken. And so eventually, my dad sent her away to go live on a farm.
Mare: (laughs)
Ned: What?
Mare: I mean, there's like 300 unrelatable things about what you just said. First of all, that you were a young boy who desired a sheep. Then, your parents actually bought you one. Like, bought you a full-on live sheep, and now you think the poor thing lived to a ripe old age on a farmstead.
Ned: They sent photos.
Quote from S01E09 - Matching Ponchos