The Paper Quote
Ned: My God, what's that long thing?
Travis: Is that his penis?
Coroner: Oh, no, his penis is long gone.
(Cut to Ned speaking to the camera)
Ned: What we thought was Bill's penis turned out to be his tailbone. The penis is actually quite fragile. It's all sponge. It's the first thing to go up in a fire. And Bill's bladder was unfortunately full of alcohol. So in this case, his penis was almost like the wick to a Molotov cocktail.
Quote from S02E01 - The Best of Us