The Paper Quote
Mare: Why do you have such a desperate need to impress this cop?
Ned: I don't have a desperate need to impress a cop. You hit the bullseye on your first shot.
Mare: Dude.
Ned: You were in the Army.
Mare: In all honesty, when the gun startled you, was it the bang or the recoil?
Ned: It pinched my finger.
Mare: Bang!
Ned: (Shrieks!)
Quote from S02E04 - Impressing a Cop