The Paper Quote
Barry: It's not that I don't like Esmeralda. It's just that my desk is 50 feet away from the bathroom. If I go 94 times a day, I get my steps in. But if I have to move it closer, then I've got to go the bathroom more than a hundred times a day, and people might think I'm weird.
Quote from S02E05 - Dueling Pencils