The Paper Quote

Adelola: (Holds up phone) Okay, who doesn't have any good stories?
Martin Lawrence's voice on the phone: Oh, my goodness. You've reached Martin Lawrence. When you hear that beep, you know what to do.
All: What?
Adelola: Well, the first time I called him, he thought I was his niece, and we had this sweet heart-to-heart about my spending habits, but ever since then it just goes to voicemail, yeah.

Quote from S01E03 - Buddy and the Dude


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