The Paper Quote
Esmeralda: (Esmeralda's ideas for getting back at the teen blogger who wronged her) We cut his brakes, and then what happens after is in the hands of God. We convince him his father is not his real father. Kids hate that. We smear a little dog s**t on his retainer. Just a little teaspoon. We give him Lyme disease. I think I have the right kind of ticks.
Quote from S01E04 - TTT vs the Blogger