The Paper Quote
(Preparing for their sting at the mattress store)
Mare: So, what kind of couple should we be?
Ned: Just a regular couple... Not regular. Uh, hetero... Cis? I don't understand. What are you asking?
Mare: No, just I mean, are we bougie, you know? Or are we cheap? Are we too online? Are we not online, you know? Do we have kids? Do you want kids and I don't, and it's tearing us?
Ned: If this is making you at all uncomfortable, we don't have to be a couple at all, all right? We can just be brother and sister.
Mare: Who are buying a mattress together?
Ned: Our mom gets debilitating bladder infections. She's-- She's incontinent. We have to buy a mattress for her.
Mare: My God, we're just a couple, okay?
Quote from S01E03 - Buddy and the Dude