The Paper Quote
Mare: We actually just saw one over at Twice Upon A Mattress that looks identical to the StayCoolHybrid FirmRest Foam, but it was $1550. Would you honor that price?
Salesperson: I assure you, the StayCoolHybrid FirmRest Foam is exclusive to our store.
Ned: Ah. That's too bad since I'm a sleep researcher and my wife is the person who shaves people before our experiments.
Salesperson: A nurse?
Ned: It's more specific than that.
Quote from S01E03 - Buddy and the Dude