The Paper Quote
Ned: This one's actually pretty comfortable.
Mare: Oh, yeah, the Relaxer Cloud. That's the one I went with.
Ned: You spent $2200?
Mare: Jesus, no, that's for the queen. Mine was like $600 on sale.
Ned: Six hundred? What's that, like a twin?
Mare: Sorry, I served our country. I got used to a narrow bed in the Army.
Quote from S01E03 - Buddy and the Dude